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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola