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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.