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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola