Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.