Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.