What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.