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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"