Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.