Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.