Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.