What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.