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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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How do you know when...... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)