What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.