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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What starts with r and ends with d?

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