Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Because he loves miso
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
I haven’t been anywhere!
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because it was rated R.
Ginger
They only have one I.
Because they can spend years at sea.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
A Doctor.