To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
The investiGATOR
Her food is potion-controlled.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Three degrees, four tops
The third degree.
It already has at least hundred degrees
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
At the university.
