Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.