Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.