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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?