Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.