To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Bruce Wayne.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Satisfying.
She couldn't find the 10 key.
Because they always take things, literally.
Pokemon Go!
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because he was in bread!
A degree in law.
The third degree.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
You're!
SUNY
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.