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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.