To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
When the power goes off.
His answer: "My mom."
I still find you dashing
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Mitosis!
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
He didn't *urn* his degree.
The door won't close
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
He's too bright.
Hippocampus!
