Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.