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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.