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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.