Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.