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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.