Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.