Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace