Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.