Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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An algebra

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y