Because they always draw a cardigan.
A roll model
They're too God-y
Incontinent
Anyone can pull them off
Knights and crosses!
A Navigator.
Learning how to fold a map.
With erections.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Pew! Pew!
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Because love means nothing to them.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.