Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.