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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.