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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off