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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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He just beetled off!

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Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus