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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.