How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.