How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What is the longest rope in the world?

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