How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Mourning Wood

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It turned into a hexagon.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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He leaves a dark mark

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.