How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus