British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.