Britney Spears
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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
Turkey and grease
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
He plays batminton.
Wom.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Elton John's chin.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
By seducing it
