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British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.