Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

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Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.