Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!