Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!