Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

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What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.