Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.