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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Reaver Jokes More Reaver Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.