He puts it in the Wash.
They send them through the Wash.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
He cleaned it!
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Bubble and squeak!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
