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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.