What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor