What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.