What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.