What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR