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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor