What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR