What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor