What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor