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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.