What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor