What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.