What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.