What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.