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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.