What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.