What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.