How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Santa isn't real.

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You can feel his presents...

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GRRAAAAINS!!

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That's a missed-steak

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Because it was a noble gas

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.