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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

React Jokes More React Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.