How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

React Jokes More React Jokes

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.