How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

React Jokes More React Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.