How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.