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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping