Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.