Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!