Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot