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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!