Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief