Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano