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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!