Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!