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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.