Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!