Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree