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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.