What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".