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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.