What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!