What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.