Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
To change his jockeys.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Price is right!