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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.