Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes