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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.