What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.