Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.