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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes