Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.