Why are Jedis allowed to use negative n...

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Negative Number Jokes More Negative Number Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?