What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.