Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut