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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes