Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes