Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.