Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.