What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.