Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.