Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http