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Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses