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Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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High maintenance

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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His and Hearse towels

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.