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Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.