Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.