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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.