What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?