What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"