What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"