What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.