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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.