What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Sushi Restaurant Jokes More Sushi Restaurant Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.