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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"