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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.