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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.