Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".