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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.