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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE