What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.