What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.