March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.