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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.