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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!