Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.