Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.