Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.