Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.