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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.