Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days