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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1