Like we're going outside...
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Chillin.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because he was logged out!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
