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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.