Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.