What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.