Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!