Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Groanhenge
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Samsung Not Explode
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
An anthropologist
S ry!
So they know where to stop shaving.
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
I'll show myself out.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
I don't know, check the post above me.
The Snoobaru.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A group of dentists who work together.
A vegetable soup