Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe