Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Coffee Mug

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

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Facebook?

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby!

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.