Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Groanhenge
Because they're different cultures.
A crowbar.
The sun exists.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Removed
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
Police Navidad.
A Merry Christmas to ewe
I can't pair wines like this.
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!