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Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!