Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!