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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.