When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended