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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Justify Jokes More Justify Jokes

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What's a cops favorite TV show?

Justified