Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What's a cops favorite TV show?

Justified

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.