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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's a cops favorite TV show?

Justified