Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Because the ends justify the memes
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
BILLY MAYS HERE!
Billy the Squid.
I don't care.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
Names!
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
To get the meme on the other side.
Because they release dopameme!
Justified
As a Canadian, this offends me.
The cold shoulder.
McDownloads!
Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.