Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.

Justify Jokes More Justify Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's a cops favorite TV show?

Justified

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.