Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!