April Sale - 20% Off

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.