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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.