Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

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Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.