Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.