Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.