How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward