What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.