What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...