What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!