What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.