Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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Tickles...

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

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Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.