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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Suction Cup Jokes More Suction Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.