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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."