How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."