How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."