How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"