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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.