How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied