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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!