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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!