Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.