Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.