Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.