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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.