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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!