How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.